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Castle Rock, Colorado · Est. before it was cool

Community Smart- Assery.

Memes, local nonsense, and Gen X sarcasm — opinions that somehow survived without a focus group. Nobody asked. We answered anyway.

Sass-O-Matic

Press the button. Receive a professionally unsolicited opinion. Repeat until you feel seen.

Sass No. 001

Your take is bold. Wrong, but bold.

Suitable for group chats, HOA meetings, and replying to your uncle.

The Donkey Meter

Current community tolerance for nonsense. Recalibrated whenever somebody says "just asking questions."

Live-ish reading

72%
Mildly Fed Up

Somebody in the neighborhood group just posted a screenshot instead of a link. Again.

ChillFed upFull donkey

What This Is

A local page for people who read the whole post before commenting. Both of you are welcome.

Exhibit A

Memes

Hand-crafted, small-batch, and occasionally spelled correctly. Made in Castle Rock by someone who remembers dial-up.

Exhibit B

Local Nonsense

Roundabouts, weather that changes its mind mid-sentence, and whatever the town is arguing about this week.

Exhibit C

Gen X Sarcasm

Raised without supervision, seasoned with eye-rolls, served at room temperature. Whatever. It's fine.

Follow The Jack Sass

The good stuff posts here first. The site is just where it comes to retire.

Say something

No need to be an ass about it.

Tips, meme submissions, corrections, and compliments all go to the same inbox. Complaints go there too; they just get read slower.

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